Because someone had to teach this properly.
(Latin translation pending — we haven't gotten around to it)
Wow. You actually clicked the link. Impressive follow-through for someone visiting a sarcasm school's website. We're already proud of you, which, for the record, is not the same as being sincere.
SCHOOL OF SARCASM
(self-reported)
TUITION
REFUND RATE
“FINE, WHATEVER”
BY ALUMNI
EYE-ROLL
SATISFACTION
Who's running this circus
The Sarcasm Institute of Excellence is proudly directed by the great and magnificent Steve — a man whose tolerance for sincerity is, frankly, historic. Under his visionary leadership, we have produced generations of graduates fluent in tone, timing, and the fine art of agreeing with someone while meaning the exact opposite.
What it takes
- Being French is a considerable asset.
- Advanced eye-rolling, with proper amplitude and timing.
- A resting expression that says “sure, whatever you say.”
- The ability to say “no, it's fine” and mean the opposite.
- A well-practiced, audible sigh.
Distinguished Graduates
Kamila
“To the great Kamila: congratulations on a PhD nobody asked you to pursue, in a subject nobody can verify, from an institute that may not exist. We couldn't be prouder, or more indifferent.”
Pisa Pineapple
“Yes, pineapple belongs on pizza. I will die on this hill, preferably while eating a slice.”
Bea Honeycomb
“Thesis topic: ‘Fine.’ Defended it in four letters, a very long silence, and zero interest in your opinion.”